She-Hulk like booze!

Chyna got so drunk on her birthday, she had to be taken to the hospital at 5:00 AM last Saturday. TMZ reports:

Friends found her passed out with cuts on her arms and were so worried, they called 911. After she was taken to the hospital, doctors wanted to perform a psych evaluation, but her blood alcohol level was so high they had to wait.

I don't know what the big deal is. I have to be taken to the hospital every time we're celebrating a birthday, and you don't see me appearing on the news. I guess if I really want to make it, I'll have to look like a 6'4 tranny, it worked for her!