Matt Dillon is excited about Fast & Furious

I actually like Matt Dillon, I think he's a decent actor, but like every other celebrity, he's a fucking moron.

He was at Vermont last night, and he decided it was a good idea to play being Dominic Toretto.

State Police say they clocked Dillon, 44, driving 106 mph on Interstate 91 in Newbury, The posted speed was 65. They arrested Dillon, processed him, and released him on a citation for excessive speed. He is due in Orange District Court Jan. 21.

One of my turkeys was in the area, and he reports Dillon was furious! He started to complain about how neither Britney Spears or Nick Hogan got severely punished by their own infractions, even though Hogan left a guy in coma. "I'm not even drunk, and I'm an Oscar winner!" he said. To which the cop responded, while raising an eyebrow: "This is Vermont, sir, and nobody outside Hollywood gives a fuck about celebrity status".

Then the turkey proceded to run around, making turkey noises, and when he got their attention, he dramatically pointed at Dillon and yelled "You've been served, asshole!"

True story, I couldn't make this shit up.