In case you missed the news, Paris Hilton got robbed last week. According to her, over two million dollars in jewelry were taken while she was at some club getting shit faced. But don't fret! Paris is on the case, E! Online reports:
By "we" she obviously means herself. Have you seen this bitch at night? Nobody acts like such a retard unless they are trying to hide the fact they're a real super-hero.The items taken include "jewelry, watches, every ring I own," Hilton said. "All my necklaces, jewelry that my grandmothers gave me that I'll never be able to replace.
"You know, it's just an invasion of privacy, and it's happened to me before. It's really scary but they're doing a huge investigation on this, and we're going to catch this person."
On related news, Guy Ritchie just hired her as a consultant for his upcoming Sherlock Holmes movie. Guy wants the "cracking the case" factor to be as realistic as possible.
Note: The shitty Photoshop work was done by me, it will be replaced by a good one as soon as I stop having issues with my ISP.
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