He's not fooling me!

Mickey Rourke is pretty bananas, there's no news in that. Luckily for us, his shannanigans this week took him to a whole different level of coockiness. You see, both him and Sean Penn are favorites for the upcoming Oscars season, and Mickey doesn't think Sean deserves it. So he's been trashing his performance in "Milk", even through text messages.

The Daily Beast says:

On December 28, a Los Angeles entertainment honcho shared a text message with me that Rourke had sent him: “Look seans an old friend of mine and i didnt buy his performance at all—thought he did an average pretend acting like he was gay besides hes one of the most homophobic people i kno" [sic]

There's a couple facts here. First of all, Mickey can't type for shit. Second, even though he is an actor, he doesn't know that acting means pretending. But then it hit me, I know what this whole thing is about:

You see, he's calling Penn an homophobe, even though, , not too long ago, the one using the word "faggot" was him. Then, I was looking at his pictures and I realized something: Nobody looks that deformed unless they are using prosthetics.

Look closer, can't you see it? Sean Penn is Mickey Rourke in disguise. If anyone can pull it off, that's him. What an asshole, he's doing all this because he doesn't want his alter-ego to win the prize. It's like if people wanted to praise Bruce Wayne for fighting crime, Batman would be pissed!