The Daily News says Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are getting a divorce. The real shocker here is that Marc actually managed to stand this whore for over four years.
But lets go to the juicy part, because this is absolutely ridiculous:
“Marc and Jennifer are planning on announcing their divorce right after Marc’s show at Madison Square Garden on Feb. 14,” a friend of the couple tells us. “Jennifer is planning on joining Marc onstage for a surprise duet. Things haven’t been right for a while now, and they thought it would be a bittersweet farewell.”
So this bitch needs to make a huge show about the issue, because getting a divorce like a normal person is beneath her. It shouldn't be a surprise, she did the same when she got pregnant, plus, when Anthony made that movie about Hector Lavoe she pushed so the cameras would be on her all the time.
I swear, if this whore craved just a little more attention than she does now, she'd be hosting "American Idol" while using the Washington monument as a dildo.
Hey, it could happen, that building can totally fit in that humongous ass of hers.

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