We finally moved, there's still some unfinished stuff, and I haven't reconfigured Feedburner yet, but the site is up and running. You can find it by clicking here.

I hope you enjoy the new design, and please, if you have anything to say about it, just go to the contact section. Now I'm off to get a well deserved beer.

In case you didn't notice, this has gone to hell. Why the fuck does it look like this? I have no idea. But blogger is actually refusing to let me export the posts to my Wordpress fueled server.

Fuck it, I have a bbq tonight, so I'll stop trying to fix things. If I'm unable to migrate directly, I'll just copy and paste each post. Holy fuck, nothing worked the way it was supposed to work today.

I'll post the new link when that's done. And then, I'm sure fucking feedburner will fuck up all the subscriptions. This blows.

Playwright Arthur Laurents, who is about 150 years old, is releasing his memoirs in a couple of months. I don't really give a fuck about it, but The New York Post reports that in one of the chapters, Imothep's brother decided to bash Sam Mendes:

he writes in his memoir, "Mainly on Directing," out in March: " 'Surprised' was not the word for my reaction to what Sam Mendes did. 'Surprised' is a happy word."

He notes Mendes also didn't do well with the New York Theatre Workshop production of "Wiseguys":"Its second act was unfinished, and its director had come straight from editing his first film - 'American Beauty' - without time to digest the material. Why they went ahead then is a mystery."

This sounds like the classic jealousy outbursts these theatre morons tend to have, especially if we consider that the old fart was nominated twice for an Oscar, but never got one, and Mendes got his award for the movie that supposedly ruined "Wiseguys".

I reckon the fucker also disses that, calling cinema a "lesser form of art" or some bullshit like that. I know most movies suck these days, but Sam Mendes is awesome, and his penis is like a magic wand. I mean, ever since he started banging Kate Winslet, she has been getting hotter by the minute.

He should start selling his man-juice as a beauty product.

I know, this is a site about celebrities, but for today I'll make an exception:

So, Barack Obama was sworn in today, and he became the new President of the United States. My sources tell me he's like the fourtieth-something. I don't know, like 42nd, or 43rd. Definitelly above the 40th, possibly.

What am I, fucking Wikipedia?

My political insights are amazing. I know they are slightly flawed, but hey, at least they are better than Bill O'Reilly's.

Whatever, it seems this is all people care to talk about today, so it'll be a slow and boring day when it comes to celebrity bashing.

Catching up with last week's news, here's more proof that I can see the future.Warner Brothers and Fox finally reached settlement on their issue over the Watchmen movie.

Was justice served? Of course not, but at least the movie is coming out as expected. Warner will be distributing the movie, but Fox got a sweet, sweet deal

Fox will not be an active distributor of the pic, but will receive up to 8 1/2% gross participation in the pic, and a piece of everything going forward including a sequel or spinoff, and a cash payment upfront including recoupment of its development costs and attorney fees, and god-only-knows what else.

On one side, I'm very happy that the movie is coming out, because it looks fucking fantastic. But on the other side, it scares the fuck out of me to think about what Fox might do with all that cash. Like, maybe they'll use it to produce "Meet Dave 2: Dave bigger!" where in an attempt to improve the first one, they figure they just need Eddie Murphy to play even more characters; Including a fat one who farts a lot, and an old lady who gets naked.

Fuck you, Fox! I hope bankruptcy hits you soon, so we don't need to endure all the bullshit you produce.

Clint Eastwood's "Gran Torino" is quite an amazing film, but this weekend it failed to make it to #1 at the box office. It was pushed to the second place by Kevin James' latest comedy "Paul Blart: Mall Cop"

"A buoyant hymn to life, and a movie to celebrate" - Time magazine

""Mall Cop" is a tryumph!" - Roger Ebert

"Richard from the Turkey shot himself in the head" - Some cop, after the trailer appeared on Youtube.

Are you fucking kidding me? A stupid movie about a stupid, fat, mall cop makes it to the top at the box office?. Now I'll know who's to blame when "The pink panther 2" comes out, or the next Mike Myers film, or the next Eddie Murphy one, etc. YOU. Fucking retarded movie goer.

FUCK YOU!

Continuing with the ridiculous news of the week, here comes a story of fame, sex and crime!. Well, kinda.

Proving that I'm older than I should be, I actually do remember who Boy George is. That pretty much takes the fame part out of the story. So lets go to the interesting part, where Boy George gets 15 months in jail.

This all started back in '07, when the Daily News reported this:

Boy George was ordered Thursday to stand trial after a Norwegian man claimed the singer handcuffed him to a bed and threatened him with sex toys.

The alleged victim, Auden Karlsen, claims he and Boy George met on the Web site Gaydar and he agreed to go to the entertainer's apartment to pose for photos in exchange for about $840.

After allegedly cuffing Karlsen, Boy George produced a box of whips and sex toys and threatened the victim, who has denied reports he's a male prostitute.

First of all, how do you threaten someone with a sex toy? Do you slap a 13 inches dildo on the palm of your hand, while saying "You're gonna get it all and I don't have any lube".?
Second, you meet someone on a site called "Gaydar", you agree to meet with the dude, you agree to let him handcuff you, all of this because you're getting paid nearly a thousand bucks, and you're not a male prostitute?

Right, I believe it, just like you should believe me when I say all the women I've slept with had multiple orgasms.

And good old George is getting 15 months because of this. What the fuck!?, If I didn't have four bitches handcuffed on my basement, and I didn't beat the shit out of them on a regular basis... then I wouldn't be able to have sex with them. Since when is that illegal. It's the way we ugly perverts roll, you motherfuckers!