Proving nothing interesting happened today, the biggest news of the day is that Jennifer Aniston's new comedy, "Marley & Me" was the big winner at the box office.
The movie, about some family with a dog or some shit like that made a record $14.6 million (GBP9.9 million), beating "The curious case of Benjamin Button", a movie with Brad Pitt that actually looks interesting.
I guess Jenn can now call Brad and say: "You left me for that skank, and now my movie made three million dollars more than yours", then she can point and laugh or something similar.
As you can see from the picture, Aniston went to the premiere with Owen Wilson and Frodo Baggins. I swear, that hobbit looks like a sick pervert, just look at the way he's staring at the microphone.
In absolutelly unrelated, but just as important news: One day I was making out with a lady under a tree and a pigeon took a dump on my head. Water and a handkerchief fixed the issue.
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