I've been pondering whether to post this or not all day. I decided not to, but now I have booze on me. So I changed my mind.
It seems like Robert Pattinson was at an unnamed comedy club, and an unnamed comedian made a joke about Heath Ledger. This has all been reported by an unnamed witness. I'll just quote a random source, it doesn't matter which one because they are all quoting the same:
"The comedian on stage is said to have simulated Heath convulsing on the floor—in reference to the alleged overdose he took in January earlier this year. Robert and his pals immediately began booing and yelling at the distasteful routine. Onlookers say the boys shouted, 'F**k you! You suck! Leave Heath Ledger alone!'"
In case you didn't notice, there's quite a few things that are wrong here. First of all, who the fuck is the comedian? He deserves a serious beating and possibly castration, we don't want douche bags like this one procreating. Bill O'Reilley? sure, he can spawn children, his kin would be hilarious.
Second, are we really supposed to believe that some asshole comedian made such a stupid joke and only Patterson and his friends reacted that way? Seriously?
Fuck that, this smells like a publicity stunt. Heath Ledger was pretty popular within the teenager community, and right now, the stupid bitches are wetting their panties for this Patterson guy because of "Twilight". How awesome would it be if the new hunk defends the late one. Right?
Main difference? Heath Ledger was an actor, not a celebrity, not a teen idol. Fuck you Patterson.
Note: If this proves to be true I'll eat my words. Plus, I'm very sorry for the lack of humor today, I'm moody. If i was a woman I'd have an excuse, but I'm not. I think.
Oh, no, I can see my penis alright, I'm not a woman.
I'll be myself again tomorrow, promise.
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