According to In Touch, which I don't know if it's a reliable source, Zooey Deschanel and Hunter Burgan are now engaged. They don't go into details, but they say some friend of the couple gave the news.
This blows, Zooey is just a-do-ra-ble, in a dorky kind of way. I find dorky chicks to be extremely hot too, and now she's left me for that bozo. I mean, just look at the guy, who the fuck is he trying to be? Billy Idol?
Anyways, I guess now I'll have to aim towards banging Katy Perry, she kinda looks like Zooey but with bigger tits, so I can look forward to that.
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