The Inquirer is reporting people don't even want to download the movie. Directed by Baz Luhrmann and starring such stars as Hugh Jackman and Nicole Kidman, Australia is such a failure, people are actually refusing to watch it for free. The site says:
"Apparently, the CAM copies are so bad that pirates were staying away in droves. But it also could be something to do with the fact that the reviews of the 165-minute, bum-numbing epic have been so bad no self respecting pirate would want a copy."
Well, no shit Sherlock! You mean people don't want to see a Baz Lurhmann flick? I thought that was a given after he made "Romeo + Juliet". It's amazing to see Nicole Kidman going for another movie with the guy, after Moulin Rouge. But then again, the bitch was married to Tom Cruise for quite a while.
We have some advice to Baz: Include a sex scene between Nicole and a kangaroo, I hear zoophilia is becoming quite popular on the internet. Yes, the Turkey is made out by sick perverts.
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Haii! I like those movies! Jackass! Nicole Kidman is really good in her musicals!
You were probably high while watching them, no wonder you liked them!
I'll be honest, I enjoyed Australia and Moulin Rouge. And don't call me any names either because I admitted that, you cheap bastard.
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