Naomi Watts has been prancing around town with her new child quite a lot lately. I think this is an outrage and an insult to me, personally. I should be the father of that child.
Ok, so I don't give a fuck about the child, but I would've loved to be a part of the impregnation process, I wanted to be the guy stuffing Naomi's turkey.
The worst part of this is Liev Schreiber, the father of the child. Not only he's been banging Naomi Watts for quite some time now, he's also playing Sabertooth in the upcoming "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" movie. This means he'll be wrestling (and probably groping) Hugh Jackman, the hunkiest hunk in Hollywood.
Fuck you Shcreiber.
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