Scarlet wants to become vintage

On a long, and very boring interview, Scarlet Johanson talked about a lot of things to British newspaper The Times. As always, she tried to sound like a down to earth person, but ended up sounding like the stuck up bitch she really is.

This bit caught my attention:

Now the aim is to ensure career longevity. It may seem a long way off, but, in one sense, she is anxious to leave her twenties – and that sex-symbol baggage – behind and get on with it. “I look forward to growing in the industry and ageing in the industry. A lot of actresses take their meatiest roles in their thirties and forties. And I’m looking forward to that. I’m at a little bit of a funny age where I get that ‘sexiest woman’ thing, and it feels like a label for right now. But maybe when I get older, it won’t be like that.”

Paraphrasing a character played by an actor who actually had acting chops: "She'll be cast out, like a leper. Dropped at the first sign of trouble". The first sign will be her tits getting saggy.

Lets be honest, if it wasn't because of her awesome body, and the fact she looks like she gives good head, we wouldn't be hearing so much about her. And more importantly, we wouldn't have had to listen to that piece of shit album she made last year.

We can only hope for a leaked sex tape before she starts whining about the lack of work.