Holy thetans, Xenu. They are coming for us!

With "Valkyrie" out, it's no surprise to see Tom Cruise all over the place, trying to promote the film. At "the Sun" however, they preferred to talk with him about other crap, and good old Tom was happy to indulge them.

Among other incredibly important topics -note the sarcasm- they discussed how great of a father he is, and how paparazzi are not a problem for his family, because it's rare for photographers to try and take snapshots of them. He's right, you know? The paparazzi are actually chasing me. Bloggers are the movie stars of the new century.

Anyways, the reason I'm posting this is because he did say something very Tom Cruiseish:

Tom grins: “I want ten children. I love kids. I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two and a half-year-old. It’s a great dynamic.”

Ten children? What the fuck?! Katie Holmes isn't his wife, she's a scientologist production facility! No wonder she looks so tired all the time. Tom must be banging her stupid, while yelling "I need my clone army, the Sith Lords are coming!", or some Scientologist bullshit like that.

Yes, I'm aware using real Scientologist beliefs would've been funnier, but I have a video about them for a later post. I didn't want to be redundant.