Kanye West:Scientific Breakthrough

I've never read Vibe Magazine, in fact, I just found out there was a magazine called Vibe. It seems to be great, especially when it comes to magazines writing about "who gives a fuck?" issues.

This month, they have an interview with Kanye West, and as usual, he said some very intelligent stuff:

“I made a decision. I wanna make popular music, but I want less fans. I want the freedom of having less fans. It’s like the freedom of having less money. If you have less money, you have less responsibility. It’s like Björk. If she wanted to pose naked, you’d be like, ‘Oh, that’s Björk.’ But if I wanted to pose naked, people would draw all type of things into it. I definitely feel like, in the next however many years, if I work out for two months, that I’ll pose naked. I break every rule and mentality of hip-hop, of black culture, of American culture.”

We all want you to have less fans, Kanye. If you didn't have any, we wouldn't need to read, or listen to your moronic ramblings. And no, if you did naked pictures, people would not draw all type of things "into it", they would be drawing stuff onto it because they don't want to see your annoying face, you dumbass motherfucker.

This guy is even more annoying than P. Diddy, Puff Daddy, or as I like to call him: "Waste of sperm". And I swear, scientists proved that being more annoying than him was impossible according to the laws of physics.

Even if we discovered how to break the speed of light, or if we proved the existence of God, Kanye would still remain as the biggest achievement in human history.