I'd usually say a story like this is bullshit, but since it's the Hoff who we're talking about, I'm convinced it's entirely true. The Daily News reports that former KITT's sidekick has a new, awesome pickup technique. According to an employee of the Murray Hill bar, events unfolded as follows:
"Last week, a group of three came into the bar, and they were laughing up a storm," he says. They had just come from a taping of 'America's Got Talent,' where Hasselhoff is a judge.
"The female of the group [a busty, cute brunette] was approached by the assistant of David Hasselhoff after the taping, and he gave her an autographed photo of him. On the back of the photo was the assistant's phone number and a suggestion that she get in touch with 'them.' Also listed was the name of the hotel [the London] where they were staying."
"She thought it was pathetic and funny."
You know how when you're about 6, and there's a chick at school that you really like? So you write her a small note and say "pass it on"? But when she sees that you wrote "meet me after class and I'll show you my penis," she goes to the teacher and then you spend the rest of the day in detention?
Well, as of now, it'll be called "Hoff it." "Pass it on" no longer exists, all thanks to David Hasselhoff, the guy who made a career out of making himself look like an idiot.
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