Excuse me while I dance a little and yell a word, I'm not going to say which one but it rhymes with this site's name. The thing is, Katy Perry and Travis McCoy have ended their relationship of two years.
Of course, Travis had to be a little cry baby, and he wrote some trashy piece of poetry about the issue. I'll post the first part, but you can read the whole thing at his personal blog.
We fight every night, now that’s not kosher
I reminisce with bliss of when we was closer
And wake up to be greeted by an argument again
You act like you’re ten
So immature, I try to concentrate on a cure
And keep lookin’ at the front door
Thinkin’ if I were to evacuate
You’d probably be straighter than straight
And wouldn’t have so much hate
‘Cause you don’t know the pain I feel when I see you smilin’
And when I roll up you start wilin’
So I front like everything’s hunky-dory
But it’s a whole different story
You don’t like the fact that I’m me
I don’t put on a show
When it comes time for you to have company
And your friends don’t understand your choice of man
They speak proper while my speech is from a gargabe can
But regardless, you shouldn’t have to be so raw
I’m lookin’ at the front door
Oh, just shut the fuck up Travis. This "I keep it real, nigga, if you talk proppa you is a poser" speech needs to stop. If you're amongst well mannered people, act like one yourself. Grow up, you dumbass motherfucker.
I swear, this guy looks like the douchiest douche in Hollywood. But I suspect there's another reason for the split, I mean, this happened just after I posted my desire to bang Katy Perry. I'm sure the two things are related.
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