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Continuing with the ridiculous news of the week, here comes a story of fame, sex and crime!. Well, kinda.

Proving that I'm older than I should be, I actually do remember who Boy George is. That pretty much takes the fame part out of the story. So lets go to the interesting part, where Boy George gets 15 months in jail.

This all started back in '07, when the Daily News reported this:

Boy George was ordered Thursday to stand trial after a Norwegian man claimed the singer handcuffed him to a bed and threatened him with sex toys.

The alleged victim, Auden Karlsen, claims he and Boy George met on the Web site Gaydar and he agreed to go to the entertainer's apartment to pose for photos in exchange for about $840.

After allegedly cuffing Karlsen, Boy George produced a box of whips and sex toys and threatened the victim, who has denied reports he's a male prostitute.

First of all, how do you threaten someone with a sex toy? Do you slap a 13 inches dildo on the palm of your hand, while saying "You're gonna get it all and I don't have any lube".?
Second, you meet someone on a site called "Gaydar", you agree to meet with the dude, you agree to let him handcuff you, all of this because you're getting paid nearly a thousand bucks, and you're not a male prostitute?

Right, I believe it, just like you should believe me when I say all the women I've slept with had multiple orgasms.

And good old George is getting 15 months because of this. What the fuck!?, If I didn't have four bitches handcuffed on my basement, and I didn't beat the shit out of them on a regular basis... then I wouldn't be able to have sex with them. Since when is that illegal. It's the way we ugly perverts roll, you motherfuckers!