Proving that I can see into the future, actor Sam Shepard was arrested this morning. The charges? Well, lets quote the source of the news:
Shepard was arrested on preliminary charges of driving under the influence of alcohol, speeding 15-20 mph above the limit and improper lane usage. His blood-alcohol level was reportedly twice the 0.08 legal limit for driving.
This also proves that the old saying, "Wisdom comes with age", is a crock of shit.
The amount of celebrities getting arrested for DUI is alarmingly growing, but it doesn't surprise me. It seems to me that in Hollywood, celebrities can pull off all kinds of shennanigans without getting into a lot of trouble.
Yesterday, after her own DUI incident in September, Heather Locklear got to walk home by paying a $700 fine, and agreeing to take a small course about drug education. Are you fucking kidding me?, that's probably the amount of cash this bitch tips to the pizza delivery boy.
Soon, one of these idiots will kill someone, and at the courtroom he'll say: "But your Honor, I was driving under the influence". Then the judge will go "Oh, then that's not so bad, all charges are dropped. Here, take your car keys and a six pack"
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Wait, so how does that make you psychic? I'm lost.
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