Fourth is the charm

Gary Oldman got married in a secret ceremony last week. This guy is awesome, he's always banging hot chicks, then marrying them and dumping them when they start to look less than hot.

Now, before you call me a hypocrite, or telling me I have double standards, let me explain something: There's a difference between looking like a douche while being a douche, and looking like a weird, little English man while being awesome. Gary Oldman is the latter.

So he got married for the fourth time, to a 31 year old jazz singer named Alexandra Edenborough. I haven't seen many pictures of her, but for what I've seen, she's hot.

I wont bash these two, they are Mr and Ms super-awesometastic to me.