Weird, I Didn't Know Zombies Could Write

Playwright Arthur Laurents, who is about 150 years old, is releasing his memoirs in a couple of months. I don't really give a fuck about it, but The New York Post reports that in one of the chapters, Imothep's brother decided to bash Sam Mendes:

he writes in his memoir, "Mainly on Directing," out in March: " 'Surprised' was not the word for my reaction to what Sam Mendes did. 'Surprised' is a happy word."

He notes Mendes also didn't do well with the New York Theatre Workshop production of "Wiseguys":"Its second act was unfinished, and its director had come straight from editing his first film - 'American Beauty' - without time to digest the material. Why they went ahead then is a mystery."

This sounds like the classic jealousy outbursts these theatre morons tend to have, especially if we consider that the old fart was nominated twice for an Oscar, but never got one, and Mendes got his award for the movie that supposedly ruined "Wiseguys".

I reckon the fucker also disses that, calling cinema a "lesser form of art" or some bullshit like that. I know most movies suck these days, but Sam Mendes is awesome, and his penis is like a magic wand. I mean, ever since he started banging Kate Winslet, she has been getting hotter by the minute.

He should start selling his man-juice as a beauty product.