I Bet You Never Heard About This Issue!

This is very shocking for me, because I never, ever heard of this, but it turns out, Brad Pitt was once married to Jennifer Aniston!. Seriously, I'm not shitting you! Not only that, but he cheated on her, and then dumped her for Angelina Jolie!

Oh, and nobody gives a fuck about this because it happened like four years ago, but none of the three people involved will shut the fuck up about it. In an interview with W magazine he decided to bring the subject up, once again:

“Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart,” Pitt says, as if to settle this thing once and for all. “I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created.” Of his current relationship with Aniston, he says, “We still check in with each other. She was a big part of my life, and me hers. I don’t see how there cannot be [that]. That’s life, man. That’s life.”

A few sentences into the next topic, though, Pitt circles back to defend Jolie’s honor. “What people don’t understand is that we filmed [Mr. & Mrs. Smith] for a year,” he explains. “We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful. [The film] will mean something to our kids. It will, that’s all.”

I don't know why, but by the way he talks, I always thought he'd make an awesome third member in a Cheech and Chong movie: "Listen man, like.. like, I didn't cheat on my wife man... woha! check this out man, my hand is giant!"

These three are annoying as fuck with this subject, the worst part is that Quentin Tarantino's "Inglorious Basterds" is coming out this year, Pitt plays the leading role in it so I reckon he'll be promoting it, and guess what he's going to talk about when that happens?

Ha! fooled ya! It was a trick question, by that time he'll probably have Angelina knocked up, so he'll rant (again) about how awesome it is to be a father and how great of a mother that bitch is.