The only reason I know who Lilly Allen is, is because she's been throwing shit at people for a couple of years now, in fact, I don't think I've ever listened to a song of hers. Of course, if you say something bad about her, she'll go bonkers.
So, it turns out that my girlfriend, who goes by the name of Katy Perry, called miss Allen "Fat", and the chubby little bitch got offended, even though she's looking more, and more like Kelly Osbourne every day (I couldn't find any good quality pics to prove it, so I posted an old one). Like every other mature person in the world, Lilly decided to take it to Facebook, the Sun reports:
Writing on her Facebook page, Lily said: “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour.
“I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”
Lily also joined two groups on the networking site.
One is called “I hate Katy Perry and her dumb-ass song I Kissed A Girl”.
The other is “Katy Perry? Who in the hell
does she think she is?”
This is horrible! she joined two Facebook groups, two! Katy is terrified, I assure you, she didn't even want to make love last night, and we all know I'm irresistible. I give you my word guys, Katy will never call that fat bitch fat again.
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Bitch! I like Miss Allen! She wore the most awesome dress ever!
http://images.quickblogcast.com/82086-71861/gallery_main_0604_lily_allen_glamour_05.jpg
(and I like her songs too)
Again, you're high most of the time Kristin. Besides, I never argued that she was once cute, I'm just saying that she's getting fat. Plus, if I don't defend Katy, I'm not getting any action.
She's not getting fat, but she does look like a less cracked-out Amy Winehouse. But you see what kind of idiots Facebook and MySpace spawns nowadays?
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